random snippets

Here are some quotes that I have taken from various people to illustrate what an ironic and funny world we live in. 

Teachers

"We're not going to be doing much more in this course with the sun or the stars."

-Ravi Sheth, week 3 of Astronomy

"You've got to wash your hands and not do suck on your thumb and things of that nature."

-Nara-sensei (for more Nara-sensei quotes, click here.)

(and for even more Nara-sensei quotes, click here.)

Friends and Random People

"That sucks.  I don't want to suck at things, I want to be good at things forever."

-Tony Colorado

"Reading Lullaby, like, makes me wanna kill everyone."

-Tony Colorado

"I think no matter what time period you live(d) in you're pretty much f**ked."

-Tony Colorado

"Even if they've never bought porn and never will again, every guy in the world will buy Olsen-twins porn."

-Tony Colorado

"You played the new Mario Kart yet?  That sh*t is sooo fun."

-Beku San

"I resent the way you make me like myself."

-Mike Doughty

"I don't hate you enough NOT to go out with you."

-Laura Newton

"If I told you how it tasted, you would never again eat calamari."

-Chuck Palahniuk

"It is frailty that gives a woman her charm, though. I do not care for a woman who insists on valuing her own wits. I prefer someone compliant, perhaps because I myself am none too quick or self-assured - someone easy for a man to take advantage of if she is not too careful, but still circumspect and happy enough to do as her husband wishes. I know I would like such a woman more, the more I lived with her and formed her to my will."

-Genji
 

Personal Quotes

"The fun is in getting the number, not in actually calling it."

"A small speed bump is a thing which prohibits nothing, and regulates little."

"You'll have no luck with my pants, as there are no buttons and the zipper has been sewn shut."

"And I spent the whole first semester of Japanese 1 trying to figure out just who this 'Mina-san' person was."