the cheat is not dead

 by strong bad

no capo: 

G D Am C [this version]

C G Am F [per ultraimpol, the original uses these chords]

i got mad at the cheat

for screwing up the jumble caper

i hope i don’t see his name in the paper

in the obituaries

‘cause that would mean that he’s dead

       CHORUS      2x

       the cheat is not dead

       i’m so glad the cheat is not dead

i cracked wise at the cheat [but in my defense]

he cracked wise at me first

i hope he doesn’t end up in a hearse

at the cemetery [‘cause once again]

that would mean that he’s dead

       CHORUS 3x